Cop magnet

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Pig cops, I really really hate them, but before I go into this topic I wanna make one thing clear: I praise and thank any police officer who has actually done the right thing to protect us from violence, theft, and really bad people.
I don't know what it is, but pigs seem like they are always out to get me. You ask, what is a pig? A pig is a cop who wastes valuable crime fighting time to give normal people a hard time and to really screw them over just for their own personal entertainment and last minute quota completions. I have been pulled over twice and I have about 5 tickets for absolute BS! I have never been given a warning and I have never had my tickets reduced. These pigs always have something more they can give you a ticket for. My first time getting pulled over was because I passed a yellow light that turned red as soon as I passed it. Sure, maybe I should have stopped but there was a pickup truck tailgating the hell out of me and I didn't wanna risk getting hit. After the pig pulled me over, I was very kind to him. However, he decided to give me one ticket for the red light violation PLUS another ticket for having a different address on my license and registration. The ridiculous part was that I had boxes and clothes stuffed in the back seat of my car which he clearly saw, and I even told him that I was in the process of moving to a different house. This was one clear pig alright. The second incident will be discussed on the next blog